Much, much too geeky by the sound of it. I'm sure he's positively lovely, but any man who potentially washes his shoes with his clothes and wears a wet, ink-stained shirt to a seminar probably is, well ... *shrugs helplessly* And that's too much geek for any girl to take, even one whom would consider such a man to feed her Kate Spade addiction *g*

And your mention of that delicious massage has inspired another awful ficlet-bunny with dirty, dirty smut on its dirty, dirty mind *thwops the bunny, pointlessly*