you can still get a system where you are expected to leave a tip

*sigh* Yeah, I can see how that would happen. Dammit, it should be like going to Nordstrom's and buying a purse. You look at the price tag, freak out, pay for the purse, the salesperson gets their commission, you walk out. The mall: one of the last gratuity-free frontiers.

Clearly, the solution is to give me all the money in the world and let me decide on its distribution.

But then you'll expect a tip for your services.