Angel: It's not so bad, eventually when he leaves you for your own good, he'll take up with a female werewolf and you can go out with The Immortal, who is supposed to be very attractive. Hypothetically, of course. Heeeeyyyyy -- yeaaahhhh -- you go take up with The Immortal.

Ginny: What's with him?

Spike: Fruity gypsy spell. No wait ... advanced idiocy.

Ginny: Oh. Well, you're blond and appealing. And you conveniently already have a soul, so...