First, excellent usage of the word Fucktard. V. Nice as obviously this person is too stupid to live.
Second, *hug*. Glad to hear the insurance ball is rolling. Good girl for calling the cops on her ass! For sure smarter than yours truly. Also very glad to hear you are not seriously hurt. Hopefully the strain and stress will pass - and that nothing is more long-term ouchie.
Taking it on faith that you have lived through the night - I feel the need to offer cheer up fic. It could be the First and Only Fucktard, Cheer Up Sarea Challenge. I am sure we could dream up silly rules - like usage of the word fucktard and at least one can of whoopass being opened. Oh and nothing less than an R rating, NC-17 preferred.
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Second, *hug*. Glad to hear the insurance ball is rolling. Good girl for calling the cops on her ass! For sure smarter than yours truly. Also very glad to hear you are not seriously hurt. Hopefully the strain and stress will pass - and that nothing is more long-term ouchie.
Taking it on faith that you have lived through the night - I feel the need to offer cheer up fic. It could be the First and Only Fucktard, Cheer Up Sarea Challenge. I am sure we could dream up silly rules - like usage of the word fucktard and at least one can of whoopass being opened. Oh and nothing less than an R rating, NC-17 preferred.
Anyone? Come on!