He'll blow the top of your head right off ... literally.

[sarea]

If you know who Superman is, you might be interested in this. Have you ever wondered what would really happen if Superman had sex? You don't have to be all into the comics, or Smallville, or anything, to appreciate it. Some of you may have read this essay before ... I still find it super interesting and finally found it again tonight.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

One of my fave quotes: Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.

Gives the spermfic a whole new perspective, doesn't it?

Comments

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

..... Just how deep DOES your obsession with sperm go?

I worry about you, Sarea. I really do.

[sumdumgai.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is the last place I expected to see a reference to Larry Niven. Though it can't top this:

[fearthainn.livejournal.com]

That article is the sole reason why I can't read SV fic. 'Cause I can't picture Clark having sex with anyone without hurting them, ya know? (I also have an extremely amusing image of Clark having his first orgasm and blowing a hole through a ceiling/window/floor/wall with his super-wad. Because I'm just sick like that.)

Superman's Sex Life Boogie

[talathmeril.livejournal.com]

LOL SO funny you brought this up. I've always loved Tom Smith's Filk, and this is one of the great ones:
http://www.ovff.org/pegasus/songs/supermans-sex-life-boogie.html