He'll blow the top of your head right off ... literally.

[sarea]

If you know who Superman is, you might be interested in this. Have you ever wondered what would really happen if Superman had sex? You don't have to be all into the comics, or Smallville, or anything, to appreciate it. Some of you may have read this essay before ... I still find it super interesting and finally found it again tonight.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

One of my fave quotes: Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.

Gives the spermfic a whole new perspective, doesn't it?

Comments

Superman's Sex Life Boogie

[talathmeril.livejournal.com]

LOL SO funny you brought this up. I've always loved Tom Smith's Filk, and this is one of the great ones:
http://www.ovff.org/pegasus/songs/supermans-sex-life-boogie.html

Re: Superman's Sex Life Boogie

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks for pointing that out.