Take it up with her, man. I have my tapes, so what do I care?

Though I imagine -- and this is a really wild, out-there kind of plan, but just hear me out -- she could possibly use this system (it's a little crazy) where we wrap up the items (in this case, the tapes), then put little sticky things on them (I think they're called stamps), and take it to this place (I think it's called the "post office") where they will actually send it for us. Sounds wacky, doesn't it? But I've heard tell that it works.