Spike - shag Draco - marry Sark - push off a cliff
OMG battle of the badass British blond boys. I can't believe the very first one was so difficult!!! Wench!
Here's my reasoning, although really, catch me on a different day and it might all be different: Spike's had hundreds of years of practice; he's got to be great in the sack. But not so much marriage material, since he's in love with Buffy, and anyway I don't think the undead really make for great husbands. Plus he'll always be hotter than you, especially in your old age, so what's the fun in that? Draco's wealth will keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed (or will make myself accustomed, once I'm his wife :D), and if it's fanfic Draco, he's good-looking, witty, and noble to boot! Sark's the most volatile of the bunch, imho. He's as likely to kill you as kiss you. And while that's kind of exciting in its own right, in the long run I just don't think he has it in him to settle down. But I'd like to fuck him before pushing him off the cliff, though.
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Draco - marry
Sark - push off a cliff
OMG battle of the badass British blond boys. I can't believe the very first one was so difficult!!! Wench!
Here's my reasoning, although really, catch me on a different day and it might all be different: Spike's had hundreds of years of practice; he's got to be great in the sack. But not so much marriage material, since he's in love with Buffy, and anyway I don't think the undead really make for great husbands. Plus he'll always be hotter than you, especially in your old age, so what's the fun in that? Draco's wealth will keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed (or will make myself accustomed, once I'm his wife :D), and if it's fanfic Draco, he's good-looking, witty, and noble to boot! Sark's the most volatile of the bunch, imho. He's as likely to kill you as kiss you. And while that's kind of exciting in its own right, in the long run I just don't think he has it in him to settle down. But I'd like to fuck him before pushing him off the cliff, though.